If you look at the current crop of Republican candidates and they remind you more of Bonzo than the Gipper
You Might be a Conservative
If you would rather vote for a Republican Mormon than a Democratic Moron.....
You Might be a Conservative!
With the Congressional approval rating at 14%, you find it disturbing that 1 in 7 Americans are that stupid....
You Might be a Conservative!
If watching the current flock of presidential aspirants makes you miss the Gipper....
You Might be a Conservative!
If you believe the only republican to get the same glowing press Obama has received was Lincoln....
You Might be a Conservative
If you giggle everytime you hear a democrat claim to be tough while soiling their pants at the thought of having to face a Fox News debate....
You Might be a Conservative
If watching the way the democrats have acted since taking over congress has you looking forward to November 2008....
You Might be a Conservative
Even though the Middle East has been a basket case for centuries, if you believe with more time and more money we can win in Iraq....
You Might be a Conservative
If you thought the Supreme Court’s upholding the ban on “Partial Birth Abortion” was a good first step….
You Might be a Conservative
If the first thing you did after Virginia Tech was get your college aged kids a “conceal carry” permit and Glock…
You Might be a Conservative
If you don’t know the difference between Russell Simmons and Richard Simmons…
You Might be a Conservative
If you hated “The Sopranos” on HBO but love it now that A&E has cleaned up most of the foul language…
You Might be a Conservative
If you think Rosie O’Donnell is in desperate need of professional help AND the South Beach diet….
You Might be a Conservative
Even though you would never vote for John Edwards but you’ll pray for wife….
You Might be a Conservative
If you can’t decide which is worse, an unelected judge or an elected Democrat….
You Might be a Conservative
If you feel people lose 10 point off of their IQ for every “Humanities” class they take in college beyond the minimum required to graduate….
You Might be a Conservative
If you ever called your kid’s school's “Parent’s Open House”, “Meet the Godless Commies Night”….
You Might be a Conservate
Did the possibility of Fred Thompson running for president get you so excited you nearly dropped the handgun you were cleaning….
You Might be a Conservative
If you think all Republicans are “sell out weenies” and all Democrats are “limp wristed wimps”…
You Might be a Conservative
If you think “Global Warming” is most likely caused by all of the hot air generated by “Environmentalists”,,,,
You Might be a Conservative
If you think Pro-choice mean the right to have unprotected sex with someone you wouldn’t consider having children with…
You Might be a Conservative
If you can't understand how Scooter Libby was convicted of anything since no crime was committed...
You Might be a Conservative
If you have no idea what "Prada" is, but by golly if the Devil wears it you don't want any part of it...
You Might be a Conservative
If you can't understand how so many democrats keep getting elected since you don't know a single person who ever voted for one...
You Might be a Conservative
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